Sometimes opposing counsel can be annoying. And I mean really annoying. So annoying that when he stands over there looking all smug–even his shoes get on your nerves. I mean, look at his shoes! They’re horrid. And then, you get so obsessed with his shoes and his attitude and that…smugness…that you just can’t take it anymore. You’ve got to put pen to paper. Even though you’re pretty sure you’re going to regret it tomorrow. You always do.
Hat tip: Lowering the Bar.